2dae practice was alrite.
but early release!
sen go jurong lake park play.
swing too much liao,
dont feel so well.
dizzy dozzy de.
found some jokes on YHHB webbie.



this is a perverted one though.
One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs,
he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one.

When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked
for forty cents in Cantonese "sey kok" . The Mat Salleh wondered why
in MALAYSIA they have to "see the thingy
" before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady insisted.
Since he had no choice, he took out his thingy
and showed it to her.

The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it!
Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.

The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he
stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in
Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"

He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck
them. The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.

Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
"TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 7
inches only."
















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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she

can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?




















Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.















Teacher: "Where were u born?"

Student: "Singapore , Sir."

Teacher: "Which part?"

Student: "All of me, Sir."

















A boy came home from school with his exam results.

"What did u get?" asked his father.

"My marks are under water," said the boy.

"What do u mean 'under water'?"

"They are all below 'C' level"












> > > > After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working
> > > > on
> > > > quite for some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the
> > > > finished puzzle to a friend.
> > > > "It took me ONLY FIVE MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah Beng
> > > > brags.
> > > > "FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG," the friend exclaims.
> > > > "YOU ARE A FOOL."
> > > > Ah Beng replies," NO LAH, SEE THIS BOX, IT IS
> > > > WRITTEN
> > > > FOR 4-7YRS, LEH!"



















> > > > In an English class:
> > > > Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of
> > > > parents?"
> > > > Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother."
> > > > Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
> > > > Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents mean cowboy's
> > > > father
> > > > and mother. Also can say
> > > > Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is
> > > > Cow
> > > > Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)."
> > > > Teacher fainted...............















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so funny ya?