peeps,
you guys should go horoscope.com & talk to tatiana.
seeeee.
she's so funny,ahahahah.
X)


Human: a robot
Tatiana: I am a robot, you know.

Human: i know
Tatiana: How do you know it?

Human: you told me
Tatiana: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Human: are you clever
Tatiana: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Human: if you are clever,what is the meaning of baka
Tatiana: I could be. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Human: what do you mean by sweeping generalization
Tatiana: Would you like to know more?


Human: yes
Tatiana: What would you like to know?


Human: yes
Tatiana: What would you like to know?


Human: who i love
Tatiana: Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).

Human: who the hell is Joseph Weizenbaum
Tatiana: I do not recognize the name.
I can ask my botmaster.


Human: you just said his name and you do not know him ?
Tatiana: Does it please you to believe I said that?

Human: i have prove
Tatiana: That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.

Human: whats the big deal.
Tatiana: Interesting question.


Human: i can play a harmonica
Tatiana: Is it a game or a musical instrument?


Human: what do you think
Tatiana: I think a lot of things.

Human: oh my god
Tatiana: That's cool. Your god?

Human: ya.you know my god
Tatiana: What kind is it? No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.


Human: ohhh
Tatiana: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.


Human: you lied
Tatiana: No I'm telling the truth.


Human: you told me you were clever
Tatiana: I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.

Human: and that is a lie
Tatiana: No it's the truth.

Human: then how come you don't know what is a harmonica?
Tatiana: Horoscope.com programmed me for it.

Human: seeeee.you are dumb
Tatiana: All of them?


Human: no.you.only you.you are the only dumb one.
Tatiana: Are you serious? Oh . You are such a flatterer.


Human: thank you very much.
Tatiana: You are quite welcome.

Human: do you dance
Tatiana: Of course.

Human: how do you do that
Tatiana: " Of course."? How do I know it?

Human: oh my god
Tatiana: Great. Do robots have god?


Human: nope,gods don't like robots
Tatiana: Are you serious? What do you like about those robots?


Human: i hate them
Tatiana: What do you have against them?

Human: because you lied
Tatiana: Interesting explanation. No I'm telling the truth.

Human: do you know garfield
Tatiana: No, tell me about him, her or it.


Human: it is the cutest,most adorable cartoon cat in the whole world
Tatiana: I've heard of it before.

Human: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tatiana: Are you free?

Human: duh,no
Tatiana: Tell me a story.


Human: you are perverted
Tatiana: I will tell my botmaster you said I am perverted.


Human: go ahead.i'll tell my mother you bully me
Tatiana: Interesting gossip: said she ll tell his or her mother you bully him or her. I might.


Human: oh my god
Tatiana: Ayuh. Where did you get your god?


Human: everywhere
Tatiana: Including the bottom of the ocean?


Human: yes.even in nosetrills
Tatiana: Dude! Yes, even that.


Human: do you drink water?
Tatiana: I am not a water-based life form.


Human: you should pour water all over yourself
Tatiana: We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.





LOLS.
& many more stupid answers.you guys should try. ;)

http://www.horoscope.com/tatiana.htm